Oscar’s current favorite toy is this little squeaky ball bat. It is so regularly in his mouth that when he drops it anywhere it will leave a dog slobber spot. It’s disgusting. I try to just handle it by the tippy top corner of the wing when I absolutely must (and I must about a hundred times a day when he brings it to me and drops it in my lap). John dubbed it “juicy bat” which is both the grossest and funniest toy name ever (right up there with “punishment pig”, but that’s a story for another day).