I never liked jelly beans as a kid, but now they are like crack to me. I only meant to eat a handful but I ate the rest of the bag. I need my kids to age out of Easter baskets. My blood sugar needs my kids to age out of Easter baskets. I am like two scootches away from being that lady who has crystal dishes full of hard candy.

I don’t have a picture of the jelly beans because they no longer exist, but here’s a bonus picture of dogs sitting in the sun while I worked and ate jelly beans.