I’m going to start a blog called “Things I Fish Out of Oscar’s Mouth.” I will have contests called “What Was it Once?” or “Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?” The list so far (not pictured; you are welcome):
wood of unknown origin
plastic bits of unknown origin
snack food bit of unknown origin
pajama pants part
non food to food ratio: 10:1
Carpet fuzz to all other things ratio: 100:1
I love him and he’s a very good boy, but right now, it’s a full time job to keep him from generating an enormous vet bill.