Consumption diaries

I’m going to start a blog called “Things I Fish Out of Oscar’s Mouth.” I will have contests called “What Was it Once?” or “Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?” The list so far (not pictured; you are welcome):

carpet fuzz
wood of unknown origin
bottle cap
carpet fuzz
plastic bits of unknown origin
snack food bit of unknown origin
sleeve part
pajama pants part
carpet fuzz
carpet fuzz

non food to food ratio: 10:1
Carpet fuzz to all other things ratio: 100:1

I love him and he’s a very good boy, but right now, it’s a full time job to keep him from generating an enormous vet bill.

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