A typical exchange on a beautiful sunny day when finding one of the persons who live in my house lying on the couch looking at their phones:
Me: (accusatory) have you even left the house today?
Person who lives in my house: (affronted) yes!
Me: where did you go?
PWLIMH: (still affronted) the compost bin! (three steps from the back door)
Me: (shakes head, walks away in defeat).